Swede-in-a-box is a company that does not really exist and was made as a school project, but here is some fake information on the fake company I created.
Swede-in-a-box was created and founded by George L. Viss in the year 1983. Back then the company put actual Swedish people in boxes and shipped those out, unlike today where we put voice chips in the boxes.
In the year 2014, the company was transfered to Cooper D. Johnson, a 12 year old kid who had no capapilities of running an entire company at the time, and still does not have those capabilities 3 years later. We are doomed, seriously, no one really buys our product, we just send them to an error page saying that we are sold out at the time.
In order to make the boxes, first we must find a Swede to yell at the voice chip, so we can get the vocals we need for the box, then we stuff that chip in a hand-crafted box.
After we make the boxes, we ship them worldwide, to many countries, such as-